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Tess Leighton


(Photo courtesy of Flickr /  “Lawn” by Alan Kaplan / May 13, 2020).
Opinion

SATIRE: Vegan Spotted Eating Earth!

A man was seen catapulting through the air only to land on the ground and wildly bite into a front lawn last week, demolishing a bush of azaleas in the process. After being reported to police by the lawn’s owner, Robert Travers, the man tested negative for rabies and positive for veganism. 

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(Photo courtesy of Flickr / “Night Brooklyn New York City” by chsyang / January 17, 2023).
Opinion

OPINION: Pete Davidson is a Gen Z Jesus

Davidson’s gift has paid off, as he is a millionaire and his social status shoots far higher than his financial status. This goes to show how far you can go with your personality and work ethic, no matter your problems or where you have come from. He has gone on to create the successful TV series “Bupkis,” the movie “The King of Staten Island” and has been involved in quite a few others. 

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