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Saturday November 23rd

The influencial Queen ‘B’

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Damn girl, you stink. Cameron Diaz has revealed that she has not worn deodorant in 20 years. She said she “doesn’t believe in it.” Are you fucking kidding me? Deodorant is real. It’s not goddamn Bigfoot. It’s in Aisle 2 of CVS. What’s wrong with you? Diaz went on to say it’s “bad” for you and that people smell because antiperspirants keep odor locked in. Diaz’s advice? “Let it go and just trim your armpit hair so it doesn’t hold onto the scent.” Yes. Let it go! Let it gooooooo! Now when someone says a Cameron Diaz movie stinks, it can be taken literally, too.




Beyonce of the Top 100 Most Influencial People. (AP Photo)

Now someone who I can only imagine smells of money, sex and Michelle Williams’s cooking and cleaning is having a great week: Beyonce topped the list of TIME Magazine’s Top 100 Most Influential People. The publication lauded the goddess for “breaking all the rules.” Rules? She broke CAREERS. GaGa what? Perry who? Who are they? Irrelevant. Over and done with. I’m pretty sure Britney’s last album is used as a Frisbee more often than for anything else. So congratulations, Beyonce! Just remember to have Michelle feed your sister Solange tonight.


And in some very troubling news, director of the current “X-Men” franchise is being accused of some things. Apparently, Bryan Singer used force and drugs to have sex with a 17-year-old boy in 1999. Singer denies the allegations but that has not stopped a lawsuit from being filed from the now 32-year-old supposed victim. Why the guy waited almost 20 years to come forward is a little weird. Regardless, Singer has pulled out of all promotional events for the latest “X-Men” flick, which is probably a good thing. We don’t want to soil Professor Xavier’s good name.




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