Grab a partner, and swing round and round, because Lady GaGa is open to a threesome. The pop star/scientific oddity was recently on the Howard Stern Show where she was asked whether she would be open to having a threesome with her current boyfriend, Taylor Kinney.GaGa responded, “That sounds like fun! To be fair, he has stuck it out with me for a very long time, through drug habits and all those sorts of things. So he’s a really lovely, amazing person.”
Gags refused to say, however, if she already has had a threesome with Kinney — probably because she didn’t want Madonna to get mad at her. She’d probably be like, “Gags is copying me AGAIN. I had the first threesome in 1904!”
Honestly though, GaGa can try all she wants, but the only threesome that will ever matter is the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria. All I wonder is what’s Gags’s safe word in bed? I’m guessing it’s something along the lines of “YASSS! YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. YASSSSS!”
I apologize in advance as this is yet another Britney Spears story, but someone has to make sure she’s OK. Britney in a recent interview talked about the “mind-altering” aspects of fame. If any sentence in the world ever looked right, it’s definitely one with “Britney Spears” and “mind-altering” in it. The singer/choreography boycotter opened up to Vegas Player Magazine and said, “This is the thing: I’m actually really shy. I don’t like having my picture taken. I don’t like the attention, but it’s something that comes with success.”
Brit also talked about how she “never” reads what the tabloids are saying about her. And why should she. She’s too busy spritzing her perfume and running through corridors. If you have not yet checked out Britney’s newest single, eloquently titled “Perfume,” you are missing out. Britney’s back bitches, and she is wobbling over to the charts.
Not only are Gags and Brit milling around the media spotlight, but Mariah Carey has also peeked her head out of the Home Shopping Network hole she’s usually buried in. In a recent HOT 97 radio interview, the singer/professional diva talked about her past gig on “American Idol,” describing it as “going to work every day in hell with Satan.” Mariah, that’s not something very nice to say about Randy! Actually, the barb was probably against the Barbz, Nicki Minaj herself. You know, now that Mariah mentions it, every time “Starships” plays, I get a feeling that I’m on fire.
Well, if anyone is looking to sell their souls, just put on “Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded,” light a few wigs on fire, and say in the mirror three times “Take your medication” and voila! Nicki will appear and make all your dreams come true. Why else do you think Britney’s doing so well?
