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If you’re wondering whatever happened to Jon Gosselin, just ask for a glass of water the next time you go to a restaurant. He might get it for you.

The former reality TV star is now a waiter at the Black Dog in Beckersville, Pa. The “Jon and Plate Plus Table for Eight” star has to pay the bills somehow. At first, he was nervous about people recognizing him. But he chalked it up to the people at least knowing him already. And since they know he has eight children, hopefully they’re a little generous with the tip. Gosselin is also apparently living in a cabin in the woods with no Internet or TV. That’s the sweet, unmatched, Unabomber kind



While all is well with Jon serving early-bird specials, things between certain former lovebirds are not. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have called off their engagement and officially broke up. So officially, it seems Liam is already smooching with another woman. No, it’s not Robin Thicke. Liam was spotted with Mexican actress/singer, Eiza Gonzalez. Meanwhile, Miley was spotted canoodling with a sledgehammer. I’m glad they’ve both moved on.

Finally, it has been revealed that Zac Efron completed a stint in rehab five months ago. Conflicting reports are emerging why the star went to get help — everything from drinking to doing heroin was claimed. I don’t believe any of it. I think the real reason Zac went to rehab was because he could not stop dancing. Ever since “High School Musical 3,” he just never stopped tapping his foot, never stopped gearing up for the next big musical number. He could not even get through brunch without dancing to the waiter’s specials. But now he’s OK. And now he can finally sit through Jon Gosselin’s dinner combos.




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