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Monday January 13th

Lovesick? Or just plain nauseous?

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1. The Notebook - There's a reason 229 girls joined the facebook.com group "I wanna be kissed like this..."



2. Love Actually - Brits just do romance better. Plus, you can ogle Keira Knightly and Rodrigo Santoro.



3. A Peanut's Valentine - It has actual Valentines inside, and who can resist Charlie Brown?



4. Love is a Mix Tape - Rob Sheffield from Rolling Stone chronicles the love and loss of his wife -- one song at a time.



5. valentines.brainerddispatch.com/ask/index.shtml - Ask Valentino all of your pressing love questions.



6. valentines.brainerddispatch.com/nothings/index.shtml -

Forgot to get your sweetie a Valentine? Just use this handy form letter; it's like Mad Libs but even easier. Pick up some candy from the C-store to go with it and you're golden.





Single?


1. My Bloody Valentine - A crazed coalminer who hates Valentine's Day murders people and puts their hearts into heart-shaped boxes. Talk about ironic.



2. Fatal Attraction - Hey, being alone is better than dealing with a possible bunny boiler ... right?



3. Chas Addams' Happily Ever After - Comics to "chill" your heart compliments of the Addams Family creator.



4. The Anti-Valentine's Handbook - You can buy it on amazon.com in conjunction with I Hate Valentine's Day for only $15.94! Talk about a deal.



5. dobi.nu/emo - Learn exactly how to dress emo. If you're going to be so jaded, you might as well look the part.



6. nonpc.org/luv.html - Read an entire month's worth of other people's rants about V-Day. Then write your own.




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